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A man starts his own business. Within a few months, his business grows to the point where he needs to hire two employees. He hires a woman named Sarah and a man named Jack. Things are looking good. A year goes by and the little company's sales are sagging. The owner realises that there is not enough work for his two employees and that he must let one of them go. But which one? Both Sarah and Jack were excellent employees in every respect. Tormented by the decision, the owner asks a friend for advice. His friend says, "When you go in tomorrow, watch them both, and fire the first one to take a break." So the next day the owner is watching his employees. Sarah seems to be having a headache - her brow is furrowed and she's massaging her temples. She gets up and goes to the medicine cabinet for an aspirin. The owner sees this as a break, and while he hates to do it, this is the signal he was waiting for to make his arbitrary call. The owner walks over to her and starts out, "Sarah, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Irritated, she replies, "Can you jack off? I have a headache." And this is how Jack got laid off.
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The keyboard. Everybody is pushing its buttons.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm worried that I'll overthink the possible mental side-effects for this new medication I'm on, and placebo myself into having them." Doctor: "No issue there. Just take these Placebo Prevention pills. They'll make sure you don't mentally-think yourself into side effects you don't actually have." Patient: "Thanks! What's in them?" Doctor: "Can't say, but they're guaranteed to work. Take care!" *****Doctor and nurse leave room**** Nurse: "What's in these Placebo Prevention pills? I've never heard of them." Doctor: "Absolutely nothing."
Father: “Of course, where do you think #2 pencils come from?”
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